I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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