True but thats because hes a fetus.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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