Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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