If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I think a kid would responsible me up
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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