is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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