I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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