It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
She even gives head with a lisp.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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