Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
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