why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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