Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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