im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I checked into jail on foursquare
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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