Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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