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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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