I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
it glows. i had to have it.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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