Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Randomize