How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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