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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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