Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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