Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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