Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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