chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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