dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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