he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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