he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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