He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
