Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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