We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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