Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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