Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
