my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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