You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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