everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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