Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
My dick has a subreddit
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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