He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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