She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
