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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You dont lie about slip and slides
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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