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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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