i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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