She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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