Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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