I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
there is puke in my bra ... again
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize