Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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