That's intense
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
