I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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