are you still at the devil's house?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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