actually, I'm a sock model
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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