need another drink. this is the easiest way
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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