It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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