The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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