Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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