That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Where is the hickey?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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