Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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