i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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