Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
