hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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